10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders