10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha