10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "No river, no fish."
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"