10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"