10 Random Poker Quotes

• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach