10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth