10 Random Poker Quotes

• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim