10 Random Poker Quotes

• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS