10 Random Poker Quotes

• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm