10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers