10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake