10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill