10 Random Poker Quotes

• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."