10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss