10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers