10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• The all-in play works everytime but once.