10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"