10 Random Poker Quotes

"I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
It's Free To Fold...
" The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
"First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery