10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.