10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers