10 Random Poker Quotes

• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.