10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --