10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger