10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22