10 Random Poker Quotes

• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Fold and live to fold again
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "No river, no fish."
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."