10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.