10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.