10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Fold and live to fold again
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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