10 Random Poker Quotes

• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.