10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway