10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• "No river, no fish."
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.