10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- It's Free To Fold...
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson