10 Random Poker Quotes

• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "No river, no fish."
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"