10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!