10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz