10 Random Poker Quotes

• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak