10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.