10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "No river, no fish."
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.