10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!