10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves