10 Random Poker Quotes
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--Phil Hellmuth
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.