10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."