10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "No river, no fish."
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.