10 Random Poker Quotes
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- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.