10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..