10 Random Poker Quotes

• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• It's Free To Fold...
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves