10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "No river, no fish."
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm