10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.