10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword