10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.